The parasite

Please allow me to sit beside you.

I promise I’ll try not to disturb you;

Just tell me the answer in question no. two

Your handwriting is too small.

How can I copy them all?
Oh dear! I hope my eyeballs won’t fall.

I can’t read your lips;

All I can hear are hiss.

Heighten your voice please.

When you feel me kicking your chair,

You know what to do my pair.

Haha! You are now under my lair.

I hope I’m not obvious.

You’re the one I want to use;

And if you won’t oblige, I’ll surely loose