10. The lightweights
Don’t expect them to be bringing their homework or memory of
yesterday’s lesson. What they probably have in their pockets are just some
loose coins or some unidentified bulging object. It’s a very big mystery where
they keep their ballpens, papers and reviewers. Maybe, these students just love
to be fashionable that’s why they don’t want to carry bags, heavy books,
notebooks or anything of the close kind. So, where do they carry their brains?
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9. The clock lovers.
These people go to school just to monitor their watches and the
clock every now and then. When their professors exceed for five minutes just to
explain further the lesson, they go ballistic. Their reason is they have
valuable time so teachers better not waste it. It is hard to reserve a good
table in the billiards hall and computer shops if some students arrived earlier
than them. It’s puzzling how these people have time for parties or any form of
enjoyment but not for group project meetings and school works.
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8. Canteen creatures
You don’t need a formula to “figure” them out. They believe
that if we have to feed our brains, so are our stomachs. Their favorite
professors are those scheduled before 12 o’clock. However, if that certain
professor loves overtime, don’t expect the Canteen creatures to like him. For
them, It’s okay if the professors delay the lessons but never the time for
lunch or munching because “eat” can be dangerous to their health. Note: pun
intended. Everyone hopes that the Canteen creature’s main goal in going to
school is not just for their baon and
to feed their intestines but to feed the nerves of their brain as well.
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7. Those ashtrays
Don’t sit beside them in class lest you want to inhale the
pollution emitted through their nostrils and mouth. These people have this
weird desire to broadcast to the whole community how they can gulp down dozen
cases of beer and puff kilometric-long sticks of cigarette. If you want to
locate them, just go outside our school premises and you’ll surely see them
flaunting to the public how they churn down their lungs. Be careful if you
borrow a ballpen from them for they might mistake it as a cigarette stick.
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6. The powder room
favorites
Most of the time, they belong to the female specie who loves
to visit the powder rooms every available time that they can have. It is next
to impossible not to find a powder, mirror, comb, make-up or any thing of the
vanity kind in their bag. If they are in desperate need of a red ballpen, they
can just use their lipstick as a substitute. However, if these people have
brains jam-packed with knowledge, we can forgive them for their weird attitude
of worshipping the mirror.
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5. The “Lovelorn”
They go to school for one reason - their lovelife. They’d
rather miss a subject, recitation or classes just to see the person they adore.
A sad truth is, there are some whose primal purpose in going to school is to
flirt and look for preys to fall to their scheme. Certainly, it is a heavenly feeling
to be in love but having all your priorities and focus to your lovelife is not
really good. Those good looking professors who have Lovelorn students better be
cautious.
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4. Dozers
It is always advisable to check out their uniforms for any
sign of saliva stains. You are somehow lucky if you have a dozer seatmate
because your surrounding can be so quiet unless ofcourse he/she snores while
sleeping. During exams or tests, knock on their heads because their brains
might be sleeping too. If you are also bored and sleepy during your class
discussions, you can count the dozer’s yawn for a little bit of entertainment
for you.
Dozer is the close cousin of Mr. Late-comer
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3. The bully
They love catfights, bickering, back fighting, gossiping,
punching, hair-pulling and anything related to war. They love inflicting angst
and pain to their fellow students to the point that it makes everyone wonder;
is that the way they entertain themselves or they just need some guidance? Be
careful around them. If you want to have a solid and clear reputation, don’t
mess with them.
2. Leech
“Hey, can I borrow your notes?”, “I forgot my ballpen too. Can
I have yours?”, “Who has a piece of paper?” “Can I copy your assignment?” –
these are their favorite lines. “Parasite” is what others call them. These
people may not be aware that they are causing annoyance to anyone that they
went near to. It’s amazing how these students can have money for purchasing cellphone
load, make-ups and computer timecards but none for a piece of paper and cheap
ballpen. The best insult to say to a leech is “Are you a student?”
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1. The Cheater
These creatures have necks as long as giraffes’, eyes as
sharp as binoculars and magical handwriting. If their score is only seven, they
can magically turn it into eleven. See how magical they are? These people are
not aware that when cheating their teachers, they are only cheating themselves.
In the end, they’ll realize that they may have cheated everybody but the
knowledge that they are supposed to be learning is cheated out of them.
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